Jerseygate: Tom Brady’s Stolen Game Shirt

 DATELINE: Case Closed?

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In practice, Tom Brady’s #12 jersey is always red. That means you can’t tackle him, or hit him, or breathe on him if you have a cold.

The white game jersey he wore in the Super Bowl has been infamously reported as stolen. However, now, unconfirmed reports, aka fake news, are indicating the Texas Rangers have hit a great wall in their investigations.

No, not the Trump border wall: the evidence wall.

Cynics who decry the Patriots as cheaters have contended that a teammate of Tom took the jersey for his own aggrandizement. And, now, without an obvious lead, the story may die—unless a new theory proves accurate.

Tom ought to call Interpol about famous Patriot collector Putin.

Texas Ranger detectives claim now that the jersey was packed, quickly and unceremoniously by an unknown party, into an equipment truck that is not yet unloaded in Foxboro.

Can the Sherlockian case of the Missing Jersey already be solved? It would not be the first time a mysterious situation is being handled “in house” as they usually say.

If the truth is embarrassing and undercuts the legendary camaraderie of the team, you can bet your #12 Bobblehead that the culprit’s mea culpa will never reach the media.

It seems a violation of the natural gas law to discover Tom’s jersey disappeared into thin air.

When the story of a $500,000 sweat-equity jersey goes into lockdown, you know someone has buried the evidence.  When the mealy-mouthed media grow silent, and the Texas Rangers bail out, you know this case is closed.

To Catch a Thief, New England Patriots Style




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New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is fond of telling stories. So, one of his favorite hoary old tales is about how Vladimir Putin stole his 2005 multi-jewel Super Bowl ring.

As the story goes, Kraft visited Moscow after the victory and took the ring off, handed it to President Putin to show him the high quality. Putin then put it in his pocket and meandered off into the bowels of the Kremlin.

Kraft embellishes that the Bush Administration wanted to avoid an international incident and sloughed off the matter—telling Kraft the better judgment was to shrug it off.

The ring, according to Kraft, had his name on it and had sentimental value. It must have. As owner of the team, he paid for the ring and had it made. In the years since, we presume he had replaced it or received some insurance compensation.

Yet, with the height of discretion beyond his bounds, Kraft continues to accuse Putin of stealing the ring. This week the Russian leader heard the accusation—and fired back that it was presented as a gift. It has been placed in the official archives of the Kremlin, with most such gifts.

The Russians are less able to show a whimsical sense of humor when they are made into the butt of a billionaire sports owners’ joke.

If Kraft was dumb enough to remove his ring and hand it to a man surrounded by armed guards, he showed uncanny judgment not befitting a self-made billionaire.

In the meantime, we expect Robert Kraft will remove the funny thing happened on the way to the Kremlin story from his repertoire of comic anecdotes.

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