Invisible Wells Classic

DATELINE: Whale of a Film

Rains

When James Whale chose to do his next amusing gothic horror, it turned out to be H.G. Wells’ story about a mad scientist who becomes invisible. It has now become a trite metaphor, but this is the original—and therein hangs some fascination. The Invisible Man came out in 1933.

To play a man who won’t be seen for most of the film, Whale chose Claude Rains whose voice manages to carry his performance. And Jack Pierce’s makeup is the notion of a wig, fake nose, dark glasses, and a bandaged mummy wrap to hide the lack of face.

Rains would go on to become one of the most familiar of second-banana stars—stealing movies like Casablanca in every scene they gave him.

For a film made in the early 1930s, the delightful special effects of invisibility set a standard that today still cannot be achieved. There is something in the primitive, expressionistic style that gives the unwrapping of Rains to scare the locals with such hilarious and horrific power.

As Dr. Jack Griffin, Rains gives a couple of classic homicidal maniac speeches about murdering people for the good of science, while his lovely girlfriend Gloria Stuart (of Titanic fame about 60 years later) frets about. Whale nixed Rains as Dr. Praetorius in the Bride of Frankenstein because of on-set difficulties between them.

Henry Travers is the dutiful sober-sided scientist. Best known as Clarence in It’s a Wonderful Life, he is less befuddled here. As the loud, half-crazed tavern owner, there is Una O’Connor, shrieking whenever there is a chance.

We also saw Oscar-winner Walter Brennan in one of his earliest roles as the man with the bicycle. He does a wonderful low-brow Brit accent. Also there is John Carradine, father of Keith and David, as a minor character on the telephone.

Alas, Whale was saddled with many American actors whose regionalisms are completely out of place in a small English town. The village boys are decidedly American in tone.

Whales frequently films shorty Rains from the knees looking upward, giving him a frightful height, and the sets are spectacular and sumptuous, a sign that the budgets had improved for the director of Frankenstein.

 

Whatever its shortcomings, this remains an impressive achievement in cinema history.

 

 

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Tom Brady Remains Invisible

DATELINE:  Post Suspended Animation

 Brady Unmasked

 

We can’t see him. He’s like a tree in the forest.

Tom Brady returned to Foxboro as the Invisible Man. He may only look like Claude Rains when he is wrapped up like a mummy.

No one can see him. Another nefarious plot by Swami Belichick has rendered Tom Brady with a cloaking device. Captain Kirk never saw a cloaking device like this one.

Tom is the new Area 51. We know he’s there. People have taken pictures, but he melts away. You will be forced to ask Patriot players to take us to your leader, but it is more likely the Patriots have seen little green men rather than Tom Brady.

Everyone denies seeing him lately.

When Tom showed up at Gillette after his four game exile to Elba, the media was blind to his presence. Players swore that, if he was back, they had neither seen nor heard him.

Tom Who is the new mantra.

It works too. If teamwork is all, and there is no savior coming down from heaven to save them, then you will not take note of Tom Brady. Was he absent for a month of Sundays? It does not matter.

No teammate will acknowledge that he was gone, or that he has returned.  They won three games as a team, not with Tom Brady’s replacements. The next man always steps up to do the job. And, now, with all the young QBs in hospital condition, Tom Brady will step up and step in.

No big deal. Tom who? Oh, that guy from La Dolce Vita who was hounded by Paparazzi.  He’s around here somewhere.