DATELINE: BOXING DAY FOR NIGHT
Fat killer George Zimmerman has found his boxing career stymied before it starts. It appears there was not enough headroom for spectators in the sewer where the fight was scheduled to be held.
The money for fighting in one of those celebrity matches would have given Zimmerman a comfy profit. When people resort to this sort of savage spectacle worthy of Ancient Rome, society is on the verge of collapse.
Yes, the killer of Trayvon Martin will not allow us to see his flab and inept defensive skills. Without a gun, he probably could not beat many men. With a gun he could murder a teenager. Justin Bieber was not available for the match.
We would rather see him fight Tonya Harding because she would beat his ass to a pulp.
The scandal of a murderer who beat the rap through a hare brain law has been shut down before the nation went into apoplexy. Zimmerman would have given boxing a bad name, no mean feat.
Surely there is a place for George Zimmerman to box people like O.J. Simpson. Dante had a circle in hell for such activities.
Hieronymous Bosch might have painted depraved pictures of Satan sticking a pitchfork into Zimmerman’s tailbone to help his left hook.
The fight was ostensibly canceled because Zimmerman was receiving death threats for his big payday and payoff for showing off.
He was going to fight another loser, DMX, a rapper with a rap sheet.
If tasteless is your cup of tea, Zimmerman’s boxing match was announced on the birthday of dead Trayvon. Now that’s marketing with a vengeance.
The promoter seems to have come to his senses. Death threats tend to do that quickly.
Without a stand your ground law in boxing, Zimmerman didn’t stand a chance. That’s not to say there won’t be a boxing match somewhere down the road when Aaron Hernandez is let out of jail.
We’d rather see Hernandez and Zimmerman with pistols and ten paces.