George Zimmerman & His Everlast Feat

DATELINE: BOXING DAY FOR NIGHT

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Fat killer George Zimmerman has found his boxing career stymied before it starts. It appears there was not enough headroom for spectators in the sewer where the fight was scheduled to be held.

The money for fighting in one of those celebrity matches would have given Zimmerman a comfy profit. When people resort to this sort of savage spectacle worthy of Ancient Rome, society is on the verge of collapse.

Yes, the killer of Trayvon Martin will not allow us to see his flab and inept defensive skills. Without a gun, he probably could not beat many men.  With a gun he could murder a teenager. Justin Bieber was not available for the match.

We would rather see him fight Tonya Harding because she would beat his ass to a pulp.

The scandal of a murderer who beat the rap through a hare brain law has been shut down before the nation went into apoplexy. Zimmerman would have given boxing a bad name, no mean feat.

Surely there is a place for George Zimmerman to box people like O.J. Simpson. Dante had a circle in hell for such activities.

Hieronymous Bosch might have painted depraved pictures of Satan sticking a pitchfork into Zimmerman’s tailbone to help his left hook.

The fight was ostensibly canceled because Zimmerman was receiving death threats for his big payday and payoff for showing off.

He was going to fight another loser, DMX, a rapper with a rap sheet.

If tasteless is your cup of tea, Zimmerman’s boxing match was announced on the birthday of dead Trayvon. Now that’s marketing with a vengeance.

The promoter seems to have come to his senses. Death threats tend to do that quickly.

Without a stand your ground law in boxing, Zimmerman didn’t stand a chance. That’s not to say there won’t be a boxing match somewhere down the road when Aaron Hernandez is let out of jail.

We’d rather see Hernandez and Zimmerman with pistols and ten paces.

 

The Most Dangerous Game or The Gunfighter: George Zimmerman

 DATELINE: Movie Parallels in Real Life

Is George Zimmerman the example of white America’s revenge for the O.J. Simpson verdict? We think there are more apt analogies than The Naked Gun.

Whether he is or not, Mr. Zimmerman is now the latest example of a dead man walking. Unlike the other “innocent” Floridian killer, Casey Anthony, it is harder for a fat man to hide in America.

And hiding is now the only option for this self-proclaimed Hispanic man.

When a large percentage of the citizenry think he is guilty and should be hunted down and executed, you can count on the fact that gangs in American black urban areas are drawing up battle plans.

Even Zimmerman’s lawyer is calling him a “marked man.”

After plugging a 17-year old black kid, Zimmerman’s life is not worth a plug nickel.

White America did not riot when O.J. walked, nor did they put a bounty on his head. Instead, he was watched until another charge could incarcerate him.

So it will be for Zimmerman. Some justice system will find a trumped up charge to arrest him, and then in some county jail he will meet the fate of Jeffrey Dahmer or Albert DeSalvo.

We have thought for a long time that Zimmerman has the look of a stalking predator about him, but he is no dangerous game. He looks like a bowl of jelly. If we were casting the nefarious General Zaroff in a new movie, we’d give George Zimmerman a call.

In the meantime, George Zimmerman will wear body armor and carry a gun wherever he goes.

If you recall an old Western by the name of The Gunfighter, Gregory Peck played a gunslinger named Jimmy Ringo whose life was a nightmare of young punks looking to plug him in the back in some alley.

Welcome to your new life as a Western gunslinger, Mr. Zimmerman.

You may want to read about movies and their importance to society in MOVIES TO SEE–OR NOT TO SEE, or the recently published MOVIE MASHUP. Both are available on Amazon.com in paperback or ebook.