DATELINE: Call to Arms?
Guns Don’t Kill People
After the latest mass murder by maniac Devin Patrick Kelley, it’s time to institute Kelly Control in America.
There are too many Kellys on the streets of the United States.
We need bump control on Kellys. We don’t know how many Kellys there really are in Congress, but we know there are a few loose cannons.
Trump should insist that both his White House Kellys be registered. Trump states that there is a mental health problem in the United States–and Kelley represents a lone nutcase. At least one Kelly was known in Homeland Security for a time. Trump should file legislation or an executive order to keep unwanted Kellys from coming into this country from dangerous terrorist nations, like Ireland.
Having a Kelly in your White House is a constitutional right. However, a Kelly in the hands of children or a childish mind could be dangerous. Lock up your Kellys when not in use for hunting.
The White House has several Kellys on the grounds. The danger in America is the Kellys are now in the hands of unstable people, like Mr. Trump. In the hands of the president perhaps two Kellys can be monitored by other morons on the staff, or perhaps two Kellys should be part of the Secret Service detail.
We want to be the first to institute Kelly control in America. We feel the NRA will not oppose it.
Guns don’t kill people. Kellys kill people.
It’s time to ban Kelleys from the media. Any John or Conway can be a Kelly in the hands of the wrong people like Russian colluders.