Danny Amendola on MVP Julian Edelman

 DATELINE: Demon & Pythiass

Danny & Julie Danny with Jules.

One of the guests to watch the Patriots win yet again another Super Bowl, number VI out of LIII, was a man who chose to leave the team to sign a contract with rival Miami before this season.

Aspiring model and wide receiver for the Dolphins, Danny Amendola, was there as a close friend to videographer and now Super MVP Julian Edelman and supporter of his former teammate.When asked one of the more personally interesting questions as he arrived in Atlanta, he said he did not like Edelman’s beard. “It’s smelly,” he told reporters on the fly.

If any man has been up close to the challenge of finding food particles in Julian’s fur-based face, it is the always adorable Danny.

No man is closer to Edelman and as familiar with his workout partner’s habits, Amendola starred in many of Edelman’s videos and antics. Amendola surely knows the intricacies of Julie’s bushy follicles.

He, like the rest of us, may be perplexed at the ugliness of his facial hair—and how he now waxes and wanes his entire body below the neck.

If Edleman likes to take fur off his buff bod, you may wonder why he leaves the au naturel look on his chinny-chin-chin. He surely has bone structure as sharp as Tom Brady, even without Botox, which leads us to note that our most blockbuster blog is the one in which we discussed the “work” Brady has done to maintain his youthful looks.

It’s important when you plan to play a game in the public eye until decrepitude and the Grim Reaper darken your door to stay youthful.

As for Danny, who had his own oddball hopes of becoming a supermodel, he can only second-guess whether he regrets his decision to leave the big stage of the Julie and Tom show, Super Bowl perennials, to play with the fishes in Miami.

 

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Humor from Heaven: Brady’s New Book

DATELINE:  Up Close to Botox

botox forever

Just when you think there’s nothing funny to say about the New England Patriots with the new season beginning, like manna from heaven, Tom Brady gives us his new book.

Filled with bon mots but no bonbons, the book drops like the gentle rain from heaven. It’s nearly 300 Nietzchean pages long with lots of pictures. This is enough to sustain a good satirist for a year.

For those who thought Tom Brady was illiterate, how wrong you are. He admits to being a good solid B student in school. However, he had no interest in academics. His major in college was General Studies, who he thought was a Confederate Civil War hero.

How is this different from any other student?

Tom admits he never had time to read while he was in school because he had another passion: sports. Now that he’s a professional athlete he still has no time to read books, but he has time to hire somebody to write one. Hence, this book.

We do learn that there are athletes in the locker room who know how to read. Tom tells us that one of his teammates told him that ‘success’ comes before ‘work’ only in the dictionary. We looked it up. It’s true.

We also learn how Tom’s Godfather is the inimitable Willie McGinnest, no Al Pacino for sure. Tom doesn’t say Willie put any horse heads in anyone’s bed, but the Godfather did give Tom an introduction to his trainer. So, now we know where to place the blame.

This is only the beginning. As soon as the book is available on our Kindle reader we will be ordering a copy. It’s worth it’s weight in gold dust.

Brady Refuses to Debate Politics

DATELINE: Botox Tom & Red Cap

(note Trump cap on top shelf)

Tom Brady was put on the spot again. It was hotter than having J.J. Watt draw a bead on him, or having Rex Ryan paint a bulls-eye on his rear end.

This time, on his weekly radio interview with D&C of EEI, TB12 had to address the “Make America Great Again,” controversy. It is especially personal since he keeps a red hat keepsake in his locker at Gillette.

The question again arose: does Tom support Donald?

The man with skin as smooth and wrinkle-free as a 20 year-old answered that his friend Donald Trump was “remarkable.” Brady expressed admiration for anyone who could have successful careers in business, television, and politics. Was there a taint of envy there? Tom already has great success in two of the three.

Instead of a full blown political endorsement, Tom threw the ball out of bounds, begging off. He wants no part of the Republican debate, no matter how much he supports his quondam friend from the golf circuit.

No one asks the happily married Patriot about Trump’s one-time matchmaking in which he tried to have his daughter tie the knot with Brady—before he was a Super Bowl winner.

That question likely would be intentionally grounded because Tom’s wife is nearly a billionaire in her own right.

Tom does admit that he supports all his friends—by whom he means Gronk, Jules, and that personal trainer under federal investigation. Maybe Donald will fix that once he’s elected.