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Our whimsical tone has reached its nadir.
Humor may be the nectar of the gods, but there are no jokes in the Nazcar Lines in Peru.
Too often we confuse drollery with foppery.
Readers are becoming lost in our malapropisms. And we have bitten off too much biting irony.
We have buried the Celtics in a shroud of parody in the cellar of the NBA. We know where the bodies are buried, and good taste has never stopped us from two-bit satire.
We have dubbed the Red Sox the Good Ship Lollipop and sucked a lemon.
We have been scrooged by the New England Patriots and Bill Belichick.
Sports fans have never met a burlesque they didn’t attribute to rival teams.
We admire the athletes who hold press conferences after games they lose and do stand up monologues with monosyllabic answers in monotones.
Our best lines are always self-deprecating.
There is nothing funny about sports to real fans, and they let us know it with blue jokes abounding.
We have found more screwball humor in baseball than any other sport. We have painted the Celtics green around the gills, and our Patriots have seen too many lanterns in the church steeple.
We reserve our slapstick jokes for slapshot hockey players.
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We average twelve one-liners per blog and have the most dense, cram-packed, joke-to-joke ratio this side of TMZ.
Yet, we are the most misunderstood of all writers: we are the epitome of whimsy.
Dr. William Russo has written several movie history books. He also has a plethora of sports satire books. Among his most popular is RED SOX 2013: NAKED CAME THE LINEUP. Of his serious books, A Thinker’s Damn: Audie Murphy, Vietnam, and the Making of The Quiet American (reissued as AUDIE MURPHY IN VIETNAM) is a perennial favorite. For those who told us to go haunt a house, we have a book on that: HAUNTING NEAR VIRTUOUS SPRING. Yes, we live in a haunted house with four ghosts.
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