DATELINE: Well, shut my mouth!
What kind of guy fakes eating chocolate cake for a photo op with his wife and son?
Chances are it’s not retiring types like Philip Rivers or Eli Manning. No, we are talking about Tom Brady who eschews chewing on cake as a poison to his healthy regimen.
Well, chances what you have here is a quarterback with a dubious history of truth-telling. Yes, this guy with his mouth shut tight and his fork pristine clean, is lying through his polished teeth.
Give us another shot of Botox.
He is pretending to munch on cake that would violate every precept of his TB 12 diet, whilst his wife Gisele and son have large chunks of chocolate cake heading into the mouth tunnel.
But wait, is that frosting on the cake? Or frosting on Tom’s moist lips? It could be his lip balm. There appears a residue of something chocolate on the fork.
You know if Brady will fake cake eating, he might be the sort of guy who’d let air out of footballs for an advantage.
He’d the kind of guy who’d post photos in cryptic poses of him coming or going out of a stadium, tormenting fans with a cheap stunt to sell cable TV.
You know Tom is capable of any action to further his career—even at the expense of faking fun with his family. We aren’t sure we buy his argument that they have a big say in his football future. Based on this, we think they have NO SAY.
Only in Boston and only with the Patriots would a harmless photo of eating cake be equated with the worst of Marie Antoinette.
We are tempted to say, off with his head.