DATELINE: Takes One to Know One
Dandy Dan Snow Job!
Though we tried to watch the soap opera series on History about Vikings, we were drawn to something that provided the real story. If you want the dirt, digging through the literal and figurative dirt, try Vikings Unearthed, a genuine documentary on the Norse.
A two-hour special on use of satellite technology and old-fashioned archaeological digging provides a thorough look at the life of the Norse who ravaged Europe in myth and actually were a culture of savage machismo. They went east to Asia as well as west to North America. You’ll love their silver rings and amulets, as well as forged swords.
Perhaps it helps to have as your on-the-ground researcher and scientist, a handsome Brit Viking named Dan Snow. He is lithe, Thor-like, and taller than anyone else in the show. Indeed, they seem to surround him with other men who look like pygmies or children next to his Conan the Barbarian style.
Yes, those Northumberland monks were treated badly by the Vikes. Our Viking host is a tad more civilized.
Dan Snow, our personal choice for Viking of the Year, is often paired with adoring nerdy men who can only marvel when he takes up an axe to work on a Viking boat replica, or when he listens to the description of a scientist who shows him Viking fecal matter to explain their medical problems.
You have to enjoy scientists who marvel that a satellite 400 miles over Earth can take photos in infrared to find sod brick Viking longhouses that are buried a foot below the ground and invisible to the naked eye.
Without leaving monumental buildings, so they say, the Vikings simply came, saw, and did not conquer the New World.
The upshot is to prove that the Vikings went all over present-day Canada and United States near New England and the Great Lakes.
Why would anyone doubt these prototypical macho men went wherever they damn well chose?