DATELINE: The Sky is Falling
Nero Trump with his USFL star Hershel Walker
If the New England Patriots played in a domed stadium, we would be tempted to say the roof is caving in.
Instead, we are more like a giant Chicken Little, running around, in a panic, reporting to Patriot fans everywhere. We wish we could be more like William Dawes or Paul Revere, making that midnight ride.
We would be calling out as we rode down Mass. Ave. in Cambridge, “The sky is falling! The sky is falling!”
In the Foxboro Empire of the once powerful and mighty New England Patriots, it’s beginning to look a lot like the fall of the Roman Empire. The Huns are at the gates of Gillette Stadium, and it is no longer a safe haven where Patriots could their victories.
Our latest Caesar, Emperor Nero Trump, our lord of the flies, is presiding over the fall season. And the Patriots are in for a big fall.
Robert Kraft, member of the Three Stooge NFL owners’ consortium, may need to Stooges take a knife to his bath where all good members of the NFL family of owners cut their wrists.
It’s beginning to look like the NFL needs to find a Spartacus to stand up to Laurence Olivier Trump.
In the meantime, the Patriots are in decline as Roger Goodell always wanted. Yet, his intentions may be thwarted by the President who once was blackballed by the NFL and not allowed to own a team like the Patriots. Who remembers the USFL? Perhaps only Donald Nero Trump.
With his Patriot friends, Nero Trump is out for blood from the NFL. If you recall, some decades ago, they froze him out of the owners’ circle and denied his attempt to become an NFL owner in 1986 with his USFL team.
Revenge is sweet, three decades later for the President who was denied a chance to own an NFL team like the Patriots.