DATELINE: Biting the Hand That Feeds Us Tofu Turkey
Almost as juicy as our Tofu Turkey Award, we were just notified by WordPress that this is our seventh anniversary.
We almost expect the locust to descend upon our readers.
Every once in a while we realize that there are awards out there for blogs, but as Ella Fitzgerald used to sing, “But Not for Me….”
Yes, indeed, bloggers are writing songs of love, but not for me.
We heard there are real WordPress awards out there, but they are as mysterious as the Men in Black for us.
Fear not, fearless readers. We will continue for another seven years writing movie reviews on weird movies, pushing our bad books, and berating Tom Brady. If we are not mistaken, seven years is about the same length of time for those with bad luck when you break a mirror.
Thank you, WordPress, for reminding us.