DATELINE: Through the Looking Glass
Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, who is fairer than Tom Brady?
There’s always a young QB on the rise, living in the woods next to a huntsman waiting for a Heisman.
When the Patriot icon takes a hammer to smash his own image to bits in a looking glass on Facebook, we feel like Tiny Alice, ready to start chasing white rabbits.
Tom has turned into the Mad Hatter. Has he been inhaling mercury as part of his health regimen?
You don’t fool around with mirrors when you’ve had Botox treatments. You don’t smash your own image when you’ve spent plenty to achieve that boyish forever look that cost Somerset Maugham a whole lotta goat hormone treatments.
Tom Brady wants to show he can fly in the fickle face of fate. Madden Hatter 18, be damned.
Tom is a man of science—and he has put all his eggs into the basket of cosmetology, or is that cosmology?
We keep forgetting whenever we see a pretty face.
We cannot imagine Gronk or Julie E smashing a mirror. They know the price of good looks is too high to throw away. Tom has millions to burn, or his wife does.
We desperately hope Tom will not swap his ruby red slippers for a pair of Uggs. The Wicked Witch of the West, aka Roger Goodell, may be waiting along the Yellow Brick Road.
We hope Tom will drop that Brookline mansion on Goodell’s head. It may be his only salvation after the broken mirror crisis.