Patriots Day (Trump Style)

 

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Sports reporters, the biggest purveyors of fake news, are going into overdrive to spew their hate for Donald Trump.

President Trump has invited the Patriots of New England to the White House on Patriots’ Day.

For those in other parts of the country, Boston has a holiday no one else shares. It’s called Patriots’ Day, which celebrates, not the Boston Marathon which is held on that day, but to celebrate the battle of Lexington and Concord, Paul Revere’s ride, and the founding of a great nation.

Now the media is firing a shot heard round the world. They are coming up with some fake news to end all fake news.

The media is now insisting that a Patriots visit to the White House is going to undermine the complete success of the New England champs.

According to the liberal media, you will see a divide among the players in the locker room. According to these lowly paid, bumbling media experts, Bill Belichick’s team is on the verge of imploding over a visit to the White House.

Media members who have nothing in common with millionaire athletes they cover in the NFL, will now try to bond with political allies over politics to disparage the Patriots.

Normally athletes despise the media over their fake stories. Lowly paid and having low self-esteem, sports media will hobnob with their rich friends from the playing field (like small D democrats).

We will now have a daily roll-call of those who are refusing to attend Bob Kraft’s special party. The media will try to drive a wedge between players.

We are talking about the same people who hammer Tom Brady daily as being a cheater. They will now add the Tom Brady’s friends in high places put crimes against him, like Mexican thieves taking Tom’s jerseys, as part of a White House ploy to gain political favor.

Already some players have said they will not attend a White House function. These include players like Martellus Bennett and Chris Long who have already jumped ship, proving they were never real Patriots to begin with. Good riddance.

Put three lanterns in North Church’s steeple, the fake news is coming! The fake news is coming!

 

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