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Fake news is putting satire out of business.
Yes, people hate satire because, unlike stand-up, you cannot pin down satire.
Just ask the Huffington people, or our favorite form of satire: Wikipedia, which is satiric history on an encyclopedic level.
Then again we frequently confuse Wikipedia with Wikileaks. This had led us to once consider calling our blog Wikipoo, an unauthorized version of the truncated and abridged Wikipoop.
There is a saying that you cannot satirize humor, though we have proven that false for years by becoming a conspiracy theorist.
In our estimate, Pizzagate is a conspiracy against anchovies. However, false news reports apparently mean it is something to do with children abusing delivery pizza joints.
If we were to give it the Wikipoop report, you’d find it something akin to Whistle-gate, our indictment of the NFL for calling pass interference at the drop of a ball, or our personal creation, Deflate-gate, created to sell Tom Brady more than Peyton Manning as a spokesman.
All in all, we are all for fake news. Why should the media be treated any different than the journalists who regularly appear on Ancient Aliens and Hangar One? If you disbelieve fake news, you may find yourself taken away to Area 51, America’s name for a gulag. Of course, you may just find yourself the victim of missing time.
As we grow older, we think the idea of missing time is part of the Alzheimer’s conspiracy— fake medical news designed to prevent wizened old wiseguys from making jokes.
Reddit will probably refuse to run our satire today because we never mentioned Trump. Fake news, you gotta love it.