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DATELINE: Majors in Ignorance

Dumb America

Those wacky undergraduates at Hampshire College in the People’s Republic of Amherst are at it again. This time, again, their enablers are the wackier administration of Hampshire College.

Yes, they burned the American flag because they are sore losers. They don’t like Trump. This is their freedom of expression—to deny the system that gave them a vote.

And after allowing a day of mourning (equal to no classes) and providing grief counselors to the offended student body, now the administration over in the aggrieved republic have caved in to the revolutionaries—and taken down the flag.

Yes, folks, welcome to the Un-US, a calorie-free version of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary to placate a bunch of spoiled, coddled, and paying customers, Hampshire College has said, “Give us liberty, and give us your money!”

The high paying students are always right. And Hampshire is making sure they are the answer to Trump University, by emulating it from the other end of the spectrum.

Yes, within the People’s Republic of Amherst, we now have a gulag for any Republican or patriotic American who want the country to be great again. We’d deport all those Hampshire students, but they tend to resemble home-grown terrorists.

What’s next for these bright lights of America’s future? We suspect they will try to overturn the Electoral College, the Congress, and borders. The US of A will become a blob of sanctuary campuses on the map.

Welcome to all the tired, huddled masses that want anarchy and an end to democracy.