How can a humorist with the flu compete week after week with the TB Times?
The foremost humor Internet sensation’s managing editor also happens to manage the scoring for the New England Patriots. Tom Brady has always considered himself the master of the one-liner. He deprecating humor rivals Groucho and parodies Rodney Dangerfield.
Brady routinely ropes in 102,000 likes per week.
Now, he is undercutting our sports therapy humor by sending powder puff compliments to T-Rex Ryan. And, Ryan has returned the compliments. We are buried in cream puffs.
Clearly, Rex does not want to poke a stick at the caged Patriot who might bite off any Buffaloes within smell distance.
Once the game starts, we know that Brady will make an audible “Rex Ryan” to convulse the Bills with laughter. Right now the two giants of ego are playing nice-nice. We expect the game to resemble a Trump-Clinton debate.
We aren’t sure who will be the nasty person, and which one will be the bad hombre when the fans line up to go trick or treating.
We figure by fourth quarter Rex and his twin will begin to look the candidates for the Deplorables Award.
We will attempt to be humorous again as soon as our dry heaves end.