Sibling Rivalry among Patriots

DATELINE: Soap Suds & Star Patriots


Move over, Dallas and Dynasty. Move over, Empire and Gotham.

The bromance of the century has gone from a menage a trois to a mangy menagerie.

Brady posted a Facebook picture of himself and latest companion Justin Timberlake together socially. Not to be outdone by Photoshop, Edelman added himself to the duo, complete with a Scalley hat.

Heavens, we always thought three’s a crowd, Julian.

Yes, for those who are following the off-screen antics of Julian Edelman (JE11) and Tom Brady (TB12), you already know about the gold digging pal Gronk (Gronk4ever). This combustible situation has grown all the more complex with a new player tossed into the inferiority complex.

Out with the old and in with the new has taken on a new meaning. Wes Welker, the original Brady Bromancer, has re-entered the social media whirl.

Julian Edelman stuck his head in the photocopy machine of Welker and came out as the new go-to-guy.

Gronk is a tad jealous—and posted a response to the latest photobomb by Edelman. “…How many TDs would I have if I **** Brady like you??”   Yes, the stars and two question marks are the hallmark of a Gronk tweet.

Welker also has taken aim that Edelman’s copying of Welkah is the sincerest form of flattery, but a little goes a long way. The three stooges have evolved into the four Marx Brothers.

Gronk, Jules, Tom, and Welkah.  You gotta love’em.