DATELINE: Not so Grrrreat!
Tony the Tight End
Tom Brady has run out of the pocket on consumer issues.
To defend his health guru, Tom decided to share some of his views on health and nutrition for children—whether he applies this to his own may be a decision out of his hands. We feel that Giselle makes those decisions for her children.
If his radio interview this week has made Andrew Luck stop drinking Coke or having Frosted Flakes, Tom may have a harder game against the Colts than he originally thought.
As part of that large group of people who drank Coke and ate Sugar Frosted Flakes, we are now facing Type 2 diabetes. We probably would never have listened to Tom years ago, but he is right.
Every doctor and nurse you may face with high glucose numbers will scoff you out and tell you not to drink Coca Cola or eat Frosted Flakes for breakfast—but if you chose to, you will pay a price at some point.
Brady has not been sacked by Coke, and Tony the Tiger probably will decline to play tight end for the Patriot quarterback. He is taking money out of their pockets by telling fans not to consume the menu items.
However, Tom has undercut his own credibility with his choice of health guru, using Marhareeshi Alex Guerrero whose run-ins with the Federales makes him suspect.
Yeah, Guerrero is more like Goldhat from the Treasure of Sierra Madre. He tells Tom, “I don’t need no stinkin’ Frosted Flakes.” And he will never trade gold for Coca Cola because he is thirsty.
Tom may not be Fred C. Dobbs, but he knows a Gila monster when he sees one. In this case, he has found two Gila monsters hiding behind the menu of America.